Thursday, March 1, 2007

item #1 & item #2

1. james needs a new black belt. one that can accommodate his awesome buckle power. this way he can stop mixing his browns with his blacks. his last one was sacrificed to goose's insatiable appetite.

2. james would also like a to take a bath in champagne. this will require at least 60 bottles of andre brut. start donating now.

meet james.

this is james.


sometimes he goes by jimmy.

(but only to make him seem
less threatening than the above picture
would lead you to believe)

like any red blooded american
james would like to get more for less

enter stage right: you